What makes an ideal pet?

What could be amicable about a pet that will kick off urticating hairs if disturbed which are among the most irritating hairs i have experienced, causing at least severe itching
And these hairs also have the potiential to puncture your eye ball?? Or how about the fact that their bite hurts like a bee sting? Not to mention the look of them is enough to send shivers up the spine.

An ideal pet: low cost, low maintenance, clean, and noise free

but that's not enough, and that's kinda boring.
How about eating, and lots of it?
What if the pet is a voracious hunter and you get a look up close and personal? Who would admit to be interested in witnessing the aggression of taking a live trapped life?
If that defines your ideal pet then the Brazilian White Knee (Acanthoscurria geniculata)
is for you.
Reference Phong's tarantulas